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cosmiccelery: sweetmercifulballswhy: beefnibit: theroxygame: frilly-and-proud: duck-tier: imthenovice: 7ns: thats-fassynating: mononipplemoran: shushing: Go on Google and type in your full name and town, then click images. Find the weirdest… Pffft. Reminds me of that one bit from House. HOT STUFF.
Dinner tonight was roasted chicken with caribbean spices, mashed potatoes and chicken gravy, corn on the cob, fruit salad, and sweet iced tea. ALL OF WHICH I MADE. I feel accomplished and shit.
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Last time I posted this no one responded, but maybe something will have occurred to y’all in the meantime.
cosmiccelery asked: Assmosis is the best pun. That is all.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TROLLS AND SO MANY NEW NAMES, OH GOD, how am I supposed to read Homestuck when Jazzy isn’t answering me on AIM when I ask millions of annoying questions. That being said I am starting to enjoy this comic very much, now. Despite still not really understanding it.
regonym asked: WHAT IS YOU?
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
padillahecoxlove: I doubt I’ll get any. Really DO doubt I’ll get any, but feel free. I’M AN OPEN BOOK.
Obscure questions. Fuck it.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
As of episode 7, I have officially drunk the Once Upon a Time Kool-aid.
Dreadfully domestic today for no apparent reason. All I’ve done since waking up is tidy, wash dishes, sort receipts, buy groceries, and now I’m making chicken stock. IT IS A GOOD DAY. …also I am supposed to read roughly 1,200 pages this weekend. Maybe I’m actually just avoiding that with chores that don’t task my brain. WHAT A FASCINATING POST I’m sure...
Benson of the slow thick-lidded antediluvian eye and loose-crumpled skin– The Ordeal of Richard Feverel: A History of a Father and Son by George Meredith
I should start a tumblr...
…dedicated to nothing but Victorians Saying Things That Didn’t Sound Dirty To Them But To A Modern Reader It All Seems A Bit Like Badly Written And Confusing Porn. Case in point, from George Meredith’s The Ordeal of Richard Feverel EXCERPT: “…Ripton did not receive a second invitation to Raynham, and Richard had no special intimate of his own age to rub his...
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JUST SO YOU KNOW: People who asked for fanmixes, I AM WORKING ON THEM NOW. People who didn’t ask for them yet, what are you waiting for? :D
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He made no pretension to novelty. ‘Our new thoughts have thrilled dead...– ~The Ordeal of Richard Feverel: A History of a Father and Son by George Meredith (1859)
I like this plan
impertinentdemiurge: Put a character or pairing in my box, I’ll make a fanmix. Do it. BRING IT.
…that expression that Tom gets when Annie says she’s seen how he dies. It’s not quite a flinch, he just looks down and shifts uncomfortably and how do I love him so much this is not healthy.
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A - What’s something you don’t like doing much? B - What’s your favorite color? C - What’s something you always were D - What’s the last food you ate? E - What’s something you really like to do? F - What is something you’ve been wanting to purchase for a while? G - What’s a meme you find funny? H - What’s your living situation like(house, people who live with you, where, etc.)? I - What’s...
My Homestuck progress is… 3055 / 6666 I’ve just finished Act 3. SO MUCH LEFT TO GO. Today is going to be all articles about tragedy as a genre, and homestuck, and possibly some The Ordeal of Richard Feverel.
AND TODAY IS....
“…Once again vast social and gender issues are reduced to the self-pity of a middle-class white male.” Oh, hey, would you look at that, a reviewer on Amazon has pinpointed exactly why I was completely underwhelmed by ‘Disgrace’ by Coetzee. Or at least one of the main reasons. Another entertaining quote: “The twice divorced college prof and the lolita? The...