April 2012
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Akiie: LET'S PLAY A GAME! →
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Go on Google and type in your full name and town, then click images.
Find the weirdest…
Pffft. Reminds me of that one bit from House.
HOT STUFF.
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March 2012
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Dinner tonight was roasted chicken with caribbean spices, mashed potatoes and chicken gravy, corn on the cob, fruit salad, and sweet iced tea. ALL OF WHICH I MADE. I feel accomplished and shit.
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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
Last time I posted this no one responded, but maybe something will have occurred to y’all in the meantime.
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cosmiccelery asked: Assmosis is the best pun. That is all.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TROLLS AND SO MANY NEW NAMES, OH GOD, how am I supposed to read Homestuck when Jazzy isn’t answering me on AIM when I ask millions of annoying questions.
That being said I am starting to enjoy this comic very much, now. Despite still not really understanding it.
regonym asked: WHAT IS YOU?
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For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
padillahecoxlove:
I doubt I’ll get any.
Really DO doubt I’ll get any, but feel free. I’M AN OPEN BOOK.
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Obscure questions. Fuck it.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
PSA
As of episode 7, I have officially drunk the Once Upon a Time Kool-aid.
Dreadfully domestic today for no apparent reason. All I’ve done since waking up is tidy, wash dishes, sort receipts, buy groceries, and now I’m making chicken stock. IT IS A GOOD DAY.
…also I am supposed to read roughly 1,200 pages this weekend. Maybe I’m actually just avoiding that with chores that don’t task my brain.
WHAT A FASCINATING POST I’m sure...
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“Benson of the slow thick-lidded antediluvian eye and loose-crumpled skin”
– The Ordeal of Richard Feverel: A History of a Father and Son by George Meredith
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I should start a tumblr...
…dedicated to nothing but Victorians Saying Things That Didn’t Sound Dirty To Them But To A Modern Reader It All Seems A Bit Like Badly Written And Confusing Porn.
Case in point, from George Meredith’s The Ordeal of Richard Feverel
EXCERPT:
“…Ripton did not receive a second invitation to Raynham, and Richard had no special intimate of his own age to rub his...
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EXPLAIN YOUR WHOLE TUMBLR IN ONE GIF
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Oh snap you guys I got this I got this.
JUST SO YOU KNOW:
People who asked for fanmixes, I AM WORKING ON THEM NOW. People who didn’t ask for them yet, what are you waiting for? :D
regonym asked: Meme ask, yay! WRQ IT.
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“He made no pretension to novelty. ‘Our new thoughts have thrilled dead...”
– ~The Ordeal of Richard Feverel: A History of a Father and Son by George Meredith (1859)
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I like this plan
impertinentdemiurge:
Put a character or pairing in my box, I’ll make a fanmix. Do it.
BRING IT.
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YOU GUYS...
…that expression that Tom gets when Annie says she’s seen how he dies. It’s not quite a flinch, he just looks down and shifts uncomfortably and how do I love him so much this is not healthy.
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sharksinspace asked: H E D G E H O G. You don't have to do the repeated letters twice. Unless you want to?
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Send me letters :D →
A - What’s something you don’t like doing much?
B - What’s your favorite color?
C - What’s something you always were
D - What’s the last food you ate?
E - What’s something you really like to do?
F - What is something you’ve been wanting to purchase for a while?
G - What’s a meme you find funny?
H - What’s your living situation like(house, people who live with you, where, etc.)?
I - What’s...
My Homestuck progress is…
3055 / 6666
I’ve just finished Act 3. SO MUCH LEFT TO GO. Today is going to be all articles about tragedy as a genre, and homestuck, and possibly some The Ordeal of Richard Feverel.
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AND TODAY IS....
answeringmachineetiquette:
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“…Once again vast social and gender issues are reduced to the self-pity of a middle-class white male.”
Oh, hey, would you look at that, a reviewer on Amazon has pinpointed exactly why I was completely underwhelmed by ‘Disgrace’ by Coetzee. Or at least one of the main reasons.
Another entertaining quote:
“The twice divorced college prof and the lolita? The...
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