plato approved

I like knocking Norse people out of frame. It makes me laugh.” -Joss Whedon

beanclam:

I think that’s the end of the X-men nostalgia. Back to Avengers stuff. ^^;

hoursago:

KISS

Gina Torres as Nicole Fury
Noomi Rapace as Loki Laufeysdóttir
Parker Posey as Phillipa Coulson
Wes Bentley as Mark Hill
Jake Gyllenhaal as The Warrior Sif
Josh Hartnett as John Foster
Aisha Tyler as Jamie “Rhodey” Rhodes
Patrick Wilson as Virgil “Pepper” Potts
Luke Evans as Marcel “Peter” Carter
Matthew Goode as Bennett “Benny” Ross

The Prince of Egypt + Thor and Loki [ 2 / 2 ]

The Prince of Egypt + Thor and Loki [ 1 / 2 ]

sherleck:

sadrobotinabowlerhat:

rextiel:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

aniorro:

Avengers Body Swap

  • Tony with Steve
  • Thor with Natasha
  • Bruce with Clint

I had no idea I wanted this until right now.

I NEED FIC!

TONY PLEASE BEHAVE YOU ARE CAPTAIN AMERICA NOW

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Ahhh oh man this is making me wish I had time to write that fic I had planned where Steve is in Bruce’s body and hulks out because he’s terrible at controlling his temper actually and then is nine kinds of guilty, and Thor is in Natasha’s body but more weirded out at being a mortal than being a woman because his brother is Loki, let’s be real, that is not the first time he’s had boobs.  And Bruce was in Clint and just curled up in a patch of sun or something, and then later realized he could get angry without it ruining everything and pitches a very therapeutic fit.  And Clint is in Thor’s body and is offended that Mjolnir can still tell he isn’t worthy.  And Tony is in Steve’s body and just groping himself constantly because WOULDN’T YOU but also, on the inside, is flipping his shit because Tony Stark is all about the substance abuse and substances just don’t work on Steve, so he can’t get drunk, can’t easily exhaust himself past caring about anything, can’t put up any artificial walls between himself and reality and sure Steve’s body doesn’t have the physical withdrawal symptoms but he’s freaking out a bit.  And Natasha is in Tony’s body and she puts up a calm exterior but really, she never had any idea the kind of constant pain he’s in, and she’s more terrified than she’d have believed likely at having a huge hole dug out of her chest and a chunk of actually rather delicate circuitry keeping her alive, and it’s not a vulnerability she can fix and she hates that more than anything.

/ramble

so I was watching a Chinese black market copy of The Avengers with subtitles

bileto:

and I cried because

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posted 9 months ago via lyannnas with 32,650 notes
#avengers   #BEST   #queue  

In the spring,
we climbed the rolling hills
and talked about our budding plans.
And we smiled,
our faces like a mirror
showing us our secret sides.
But then the fight:
the sharp words splintering the night,
how I couldn’t be what you’d need…
but oh how I could make you bleed—

I know the border lines we drew between us
keep the weapons down,
keep the wounded safe;
I know our antebellum innocence
was never meant to see the light of our armistice.
But how much would I give to have it back again?
How much did we lose
to live this way?

Vienna Teng - Antebellum

marielikestodraw:

alchemicalalice:

scifigrl47:

Jeremy Renner vs. a toaster 

“Clint, did you bring our toaster on a talk show again?”

“The food in the green room of those things are horrible.  Besides, Calcifer has a fanclub.”

CALCIFEEERRRRRRRRR.

OMG CALCIFEEEEEEEEEER

For anyone who thinks we have lost our minds, just, read.

IT’S CANON NOW.

Trapeze - Ch 1

Here’s the first chapter of the awful Clint/Steve fic that I appear unable to stop myself from writing.  Heads up for… swearing? That’s about it at this point.  And to be honest if you need a heads-up for swearing what the fuck are you doing on my blog. XD

On AO3

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“Alright, ladies,” Clint said, hands planted on his hips.  “Predictions?”

“I know not, my friend,” said Thor, grin as broad and warm as the rest of him, “But if this room indeed contains a gift from Tony to celebrate the day of your birth, it shall be something most extravagant.”

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feriowind:

:V I’d like to think Steve would enjoy technology. I mean, how is listening to music on the go not awesome? Also the ability to look up anything you might have questions about on google. How awesome is that?!

YES, GOOD, I APPLAUD YOU ON EXISTING.

shaaylayy:

Photoset number 5. Iron Man vs. Emperor Kuzco.

Black Widow vs. Megara from Hercules: (x)

Hawkeye vs. Robin Hood: (x)

Captain America vs. John Smith: (x)

Thor vs. Hercules: (x)

Hulk vs. Beast photoset: (x)

Loki vs. Scar photoset: (x)

shaaylayy:

Decided to play with the parallel between Scar from Lion King, and Loki. Because when you think about it, they’re very similar. All they want to do is rule the world and look good while they do it.

Black Widow vs. Megara from Hercules: (x)

Hawkeye vs. Robin Hood: (x)

Iron Man vs. Emperor Kuzco: (x)

Captain America vs. John Smith: (x)

Thor vs. Hercules: (x)

Hulk vs. Beast photoset: (x)

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